By Mark Simon
D3sports.com
DANBURY, Conn. -- One of the nicest things about this year's NCAA Division III Women's Final Four was that laughter prevailed over tears. There was plenty of humorous insight to be offered during our weekend in Danbury. Here are a few of our favorites.
"I tried to be relaxed and it didn't work. I may have to
go back to being my grouchy old self."
-- Scranton women's basketball coach Mike Strong commenting on how
he approached the Final Four, where his team placed fourth for the
second consecutive season.
"I'm old. It takes me a little while to
recover."
-- Southern Maine 25-year-old shooting guard Trish Ripton after
being asked about a minor injury she suffered in the semifinal win
against St. Thomas.
"Can I tell you about how she was a klutz?"
-- Chris Fischer, mom of Washington University's star center Alia
Fischer when she was approached by a D3hoops radio broadcaster who
wanted to know what kind of player Alia was when she was
younger.
"I can read it and I can write it, but don't ask me to
speak it."
-- Academic All-American Alia Fischer's response when asked to say
something about her team in French, which happens to be her major
at Washington University
"I was crying during the National Anthem."
-- Fischer's response when a reporter asked who was the first
member of the team to cry the day of the national championship
game.
"I was going to throw in the towel."
-- Washington women's basketball coach Nancy Fahey responded in
jest when asked for her thoughts when both Alia Fischer and Tasha
Rodgers picked up two fouls in the first six minutes of the
national championship game win over Southern Maine. Fahey went on
to say that she was extremely confident that her bench would come
through.
"You have no more games left. You won't get any extra
minutes for saying that."
-- Washington forward Tasha Rodgers to senior teammate Emily
Harold after Harold praised the job of coach Nancy Fahey during the
season.
"Any job opportunities out there?"
-- Washington University senior Beth Reuther, pointed out to the
gym after a reporter asked if anyone thought that winning the
national championship would affect their futures.